Great Scott! PIRANHA 3D!

Great Scott! PIRANHA 3D!

Apr 27

Now let’s turn to that other franchise whose sophomore effort was helmed by James Cameron: Piranha.

In a parallel world where poorly animated and cheaply copy / pasted piranhas are frightening, a bunch of gyrating and oblivious party-goers get their buts chewed off by things under the water that may or may not be Jaws. At least, I think that’s the plot. Oh, it’s in 3D? With a premise like that, it’s bound to give Avatar a run for its money.

Lending high calibre acting to the already stellar premise are the likes of Ving Rhames, Richard Dreyfuss, Christopher Lloyd, and a slew of bikini models and / or porn stars, which is both confusing and exciting to me in equal measure. Expect an August-ish release (trailer below).