
Megan Fox will play a prostitute, wear busty tight dresses and carry small guns (is she compensating for something?) in her new film which also stars Josh Brolin and Jon Malkovich, called Jonah Hex. If you’re like me and don’t read comic books (this is another comic book/graphic novel adaptation) you’re probably also wondering ‘who the fuck is Jonah Hex?’ For both our sakes I’ll paste the synopsis below.
Otherwise, check out the new poster from Warner Brothers promoting the film which interestingly, perhaps in an attempt to look more important than it is, doesn’t give Malkovich or Fox billing at all– just Brolin. The design looks standard Warner Brothers, this could easily be a Harry Potter poster if you didn’t look close enough. Or read the title.
Jonah Hex is out June 18 in the States, meaning fellow Aussies will have plenty of time to read bad reviews, download the torrent or watch it online as we have to wait until August 12 before it reaches our cinemas. Yet we’re getting Iron Man 2 three days earlier. Go figure.
Having cheated death, gunslinger and bounty hunter Jonah Hex (Josh Brolin) has one foot in the natural world and one in the supernatural realm. Jonah’s unusual nature gives him the ability to track down anyone, or anything, so the Army makes him an irresistible offer: They’ll erase the warrants on his head if Jonah will find Quentin Turnbull (John Malkovich). But Turnbull, who is preparing to unleash hell on earth, is Jonah’s oldest enemy and will stop at nothing to kill him once and for all.


That top poster is awful. Just awful. And the synopsis makes me want to watch the movie LESS, somehow. Not even Megan Fox will drag me to see this. At least it's not in 3D.
Why isn't Megan Fox in the foreground? Shame on you Marketing Manager…Sex Sells and thats all thats gonna sell tickets for this movie…loose the dude bring forward the boobs