What we really need now is another campy shark film in 3D that ISN’T a Jaws sequel
What we really need now is another campy shark film in 3D that ISN’T a Jaws sequel
Sep 01
Sometimes, if I close my eyes really hard and think about something else, news of a terrible movie project goes away and you never hear of it again. Sometimes, usually when a film is extra-terrible, it comes rushing back from nowhere and startles the hell out of me. Following the success of Piranha 3D at the box office recently, director David R. Ellis (Snakes On A Plane, The Final Destination) is going ahead with his film Shark Night 3D.
Yeah, that’s right– fuck Jaws 3D. What we need now is a another campy gore fest shark film with lacklustre characters and embarrassing 3D (though I shouldn’t be too harsh… I haven’t seen Piranha 3D yet).
To be fair, Ellis shot The Final Destination in 3D, so at least he’s familiar wit the technology. And they;ll be building a live-action shark to use in REAL WATER, not just entirely CGI. But, still… “Shark Night 3D”, you know? Like, just, fuck!
After coming-and-going as a bad idea back in April, this project is officially back on the cards with news (vie Heat Vision) that Ellis has lined up Sinqua Walls, Chris Carmack, Alyssa Diaz and Joel David Moore to star.
The depressing part is, I want to keep a close eye on this one. I want to see the final product– and so do you. There’s its box office return brewing already. I guess they should also start planning Shark Night 4D in 3D: The Return.
