First THREE MUSKETEERS poster is just words on a page
First THREE MUSKETEERS poster is just words on a page
Sep 03
It’s hard enough as it is to have any faith in The Three Musketeers (in 3D), what with it being directed by serial hack Paul W.S. Anderson and all, but it doesn’t help that the first poster for the film is exceedingly dull, and isn’t even the right shape to boot.
And as if that weren’t enough to thoroughly dishearten any interest I may or may not have potentially had for this project, the only name on the poster that’s even half-interesting is Christoph Waltz‘s. Sure, as part of a strong ensemble, actors like Milla Jovovich and Orlando Bloom are perfectly tolerable; thrown together with a stack of other merely-competent actors, however, the net result is crushingly mediocre.
Who knows — maybe I’m being far too harsh on Musketeers, and Anderson might in fact miraculously produce an enduring work of art that will thrill and entertain audiences for — wait, he directed Death Race? I take it back.
The Three Musketeers cross swords in the US on 15 April 2011. In 3D.
