Prepare to weep for the death of a horse (likely, I’m only guessing here…) after it saves the hero in the final reel of what appears to be a heartwarming Oscar wink from Steven Spielberg. Horse shit stinks. You gotta really love an animal to put up with that stink.

War Horse releases in December, perfect for that popular Christmas Holiday family movie Oscar run.

Much like the first teaser of Paul W.S. Anderson’s 3D ‘epic’ The Three Musketeers (thank fuck it’s not called ‘The 3D Musketeers’, eh?), everything appears too modern and shiny for something set back in the day. There are certain elements of traditional filmmaking that should be brought to a traditional story like this. Instead, it looks and acts like one of those intolerable Resident Evil films.

While the world cringes at Cars 2 (and kids point to the screen in anticipation of they new toys they can buy), Pixar have moved quickly to wash the unsavory taste out the mouths of fans by feeding them this sweet teaser for their upcoming feature, Brave.

Cast any film with Brad Pitt and Philip Seymour Hoffman and I’ll fuckin’ see it no matter what the subject matter. I’m serious, it could be a documentary about different kinds of sand and I’d still pay top dollar to see that film.

Thankfully, in this case, it’s a pretty sweet baseball movie that almost didn’t get out of development Hell. Here it is, though. A spiffy trailer with promise and a release date right around the corner (September in the States). Check out Moneyball. Also stars Jonah Hill (that fat kid from Superbad) and Robin Right. I mean Wright. Right?