A somewhat suggestive SLEEPING BEAUTY poster
May 01The trailer was all dark and moody and the film itself created a stir at Cannes. It’s Australian, and now it has one of those alluring and elegant posters. Of course, it helps that Sleeping Beauty stars ‘that chick from Sucker Punch‘ Emily Browning for some added exposure online.
TRANSFORMERS 3 poster: We is a Summa Blockbusta!
May 01A nice poster for Transformers 3 reveals everything that is going to happen in the blockbuster popcorn flick: Optimus Prime and his fellow robots will be very large, loud and somewhat confusing to look at. Support characters will stand around looking dumbfounded until the very last split second when they decide they should indeed run. A city will be destroyed.
Everything will be confirmed July 1st.
New GREEN LANTERN character banner in which Ryan Reynolds’ head is the only ‘real’ thing in sight
Apr 29I don’t need to rip on this any further, do I? I mean, look at it. They must be taking this piss at this point.
If you’re really extra brave and in the mood for a good chuckle, you can click on the image and make it really really big.
7 things I learned from the TRANSFORMERS 3 feature trailer
Apr 29Online movie buffs are divided over the new trailer for Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon, released today. Here’s what I gathered from the footage:
- The blurry mesh of metal will still be confusing and you won’t actually know what’s going on in any battle, nor who won, until they get a victorious close-up. In 3D.
- Transformers franchise officially joins the alien invasion/disaster movie ranks. For real, this time. In real 3D.
- I miss Megan Fox already.
- Monologuing. Lots and lots of monologuing. Optimus Prime is cool and all (at least, he was, in the 80s) but his meaningful words of wisdom are usually dull and are a brick-to-the-face for the audience members who can’t connect the damn dots.
- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (the Megan Fox replacement) just stands around looking pretty and scared– but there’s a secret sub-plot in which she has contracted a virus that prevents her from ever closing her mouth completely shut. Maybe that’s how she got the part? I jest… but, seriously though.
- That image I had a sook about yesterday turns out to be a major part of the film. Our world will be almost destroyed by huge alien turd-bugs. In 3D.
- Despite Rise Of The Fallen being utter shit, this trailer is kinda epic and all the right people are getting excited, so Transformers 3 should still make a truckload of cash at the box office. The 3D had better be kick ass.
IMMORTALS trailer: for anyone who craved a 300 sequel starring a violent Mickey Rourke
Apr 28With glossy CGI, epic slow-motion battles and monologues-a-plenty, Immortals looks like a perfect follow-up to 300. No surprise, then, that it comes from the same producers. Looks fancy. I guess that’s all it’s aiming for. Fancy. Hmmm… “Fancy Immortals”. Somebody call marketing, I may be on to something!
OPINIONS COUNT