Even when he’s tied to a chair, Jason Statham is an unstoppable killing machine. Hilarious. Clive Owen plays the baddie, Robert DeNiro plays some old dude, and if you look real close, you might catch a glimpse of Aussie Yvonne Strahovsky. Given the surprisingly agreeable cast, and Clive Owen’s funny mustache, I’m actually quite keen to see this one.

Due in the US on 23 September 2011.

It’s a little bit unsettling, but a lot exciting. If you’ve ever wanted to see Michael Fassbender spank Keira Knightley, here’s your chance.

Due February 2012 in the UK. If you cross your fingers and wish real hard, we might get it before the end of the year.

Patrick Dempsey and Ashley Judd: you can tell the budget wasn’t a whopper, but there’s explosions, jokes, and intrigue enough for five movies. In a world full of reboots and CGI eye-torture, this shines like a beacon of hope in a sea of poorly-rendered mediocrity.

No solid release date yet, except in the Netherlands, where it comes out on 4 August 2011. Thanks, IMDB.