Behold, THE HOBBIT
Jun 24
There he is: Martin Freeman as Bilbo Baggins, mop-headed eponymous erstwhile ring-bearer. Looks like hobbit shopping-lists are a bit of a fucking drag, eh?
More images, and some frothy words from director Peter Jackson, can be found here.
14 December 2012.
Rock on, Tom Cruise. No, really.
Jun 18Just in case anyone didn’t believe Tom Cruise was starring in a 80s rock musical playing a lead singer character by the name of Stacee Jaxx, here’s some photo evidence, released today. So there.
The film is called Rock Of Ages, and is being directed by Adam Shankman for New Line Cinema. It also stars Alec Baldwin, Russell Brand, Mary J. Blige, and Paul Giamatti.
Deadline has a full body shot if you need.
AMERICAN REUNION photo proof direct from the set
Jun 16Actor Thomas Ian Nicholas has tweeted a set photo from American Reunion, the upcoming sequel to American Pie that actually has all of the cast returning (unlike some previous sequels in the uneven franchise). It shows the original four boys in the original room they made the sex pact ten years earlier.
Don’t all get excited at once, now…
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART 1 images are as stagnant as the film is likely to be
May 03
Looking sexy with contacts in their eyes, these new images from Breaking Dawn Part 1 leave little to the imagination. I’ve only ever tolerated the first Twilight film and that was more than enough for me. Fans of this franchise are fans for a reason, and I’m sure their hearts will be racing over these photos.
If I do end up seeing this (for whatever reason), I guarantee I would spend every excruciating minute counting the number of times Kristen Stewart runs her hand through her fucking hair.
New GREEN LANTERN character banner in which Ryan Reynolds’ head is the only ‘real’ thing in sight
Apr 29I don’t need to rip on this any further, do I? I mean, look at it. They must be taking this piss at this point.
If you’re really extra brave and in the mood for a good chuckle, you can click on the image and make it really really big.
TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON has a floating alien turd-bug… thing. I guess it’s a robot, but WTF!?
Apr 28
These Bayformers grit my shit. I yearn for the old-school days when Optimus Prime lead the Autobots to battle every afternoon in 80s cartoon form, not turd-alien-bug looking things… in slow motion. Ridiculous looking robots to match the still-ridiculous title.
This image from Transformers: Dark Of The Moon (LOL) was officially released for mocking today. The entire movie will be available for mocking from 1 July 2011.
OPINIONS COUNT