A ho-hum epic with a strong cast, middling story, overbearing VFX and pointless 3D. Designed primarily to beget offspring.

Leans on pop culture like a crutch, but delivers more solid laughs than you can shake your space-man balls at.

Not even the occasional guilty laugh or gratuitous bikini shot can redeem this comedy of its inept script, blatant improv (which defeats the purpose) and insulting acting.

Winks at itself while ripping on shitty remakes and rehashing very tired plot devices. A franchise that can no longer be cutting-edge still delivers an entertaining, worthy sequel– which says a lot about the current state of horror.

The middle act lags and the human drama is barely competent, but the surprisingly awesome action scenes more than make up for it.

An earnest and fresh legal drama that’s too shallow and self-contained to be as powerful as it wants to be.