FLYPAPER trailer: when two bank heists collide, there is comedy
Jun 21Patrick Dempsey and Ashley Judd: you can tell the budget wasn’t a whopper, but there’s explosions, jokes, and intrigue enough for five movies. In a world full of reboots and CGI eye-torture, this shines like a beacon of hope in a sea of poorly-rendered mediocrity.
No solid release date yet, except in the Netherlands, where it comes out on 4 August 2011. Thanks, IMDB.
PUSS IN BOOTS full trailer has purring cats and wise-cracking eggs
Jun 21So this is the fifth Shrek movie, and the first one without Shrek. Just like there’s no Wolverine story in the new X-Men, and no Orlando Bloom in the new Pirates. This almost certainly isn’t coincidence; these are the dying spasms of worn-out franchises.
Anyway, this trailer was actually a little bit funny. In addition to Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek, there’s also Zach Galifianakis (Beardy McWeirdo from The Hangover) and Billy Bob Thornton. Might be a good one for ‘the family.’
Due in November 2011.
MONEYBALL trailer finally arrives and is actually good
Jun 20Cast any film with Brad Pitt and Philip Seymour Hoffman and I’ll fuckin’ see it no matter what the subject matter. I’m serious, it could be a documentary about different kinds of sand and I’d still pay top dollar to see that film.
Thankfully, in this case, it’s a pretty sweet baseball movie that almost didn’t get out of development Hell. Here it is, though. A spiffy trailer with promise and a release date right around the corner (September in the States). Check out Moneyball. Also stars Jonah Hill (that fat kid from Superbad) and Robin Right. I mean Wright. Right?
Oh, here we go, a real MUPPETS trailer
Jun 19After three nervous throat-clearings, The Muppets are finally confident enough to reveal that they are, in fact, back, but this full trailer goes to lengths to trick the viewer into thinking the movie won’t be a musical. But it will.
New Years Day 2012 for us, Thanksgiving-ish for the Americans. Stars Jason Segel and Amy Adams.
Rock on, Tom Cruise. No, really.
Jun 18Just in case anyone didn’t believe Tom Cruise was starring in a 80s rock musical playing a lead singer character by the name of Stacee Jaxx, here’s some photo evidence, released today. So there.
The film is called Rock Of Ages, and is being directed by Adam Shankman for New Line Cinema. It also stars Alec Baldwin, Russell Brand, Mary J. Blige, and Paul Giamatti.
Deadline has a full body shot if you need.
INSIDIOUS reviewed
Jun 18Delivers memorable, creative scares that truly deserve to be in a timeless haunted house masterpiece– but Insidious is not that film. Let down by a tacky third act that changes the sub-genre of the film from ‘haunted house’ to ‘monster movie’, it might be immediately effective but is ultimately a disappointment.

CONAN THE BARBARIAN also gets a blood-soaked red-band trailer
Jun 18I just ate breakfast, so all these impalements and head-smashings and torso-renderings and eye-gougings didn’t quite sit right with me. If you can stomach the violence, and the soul-crushingly awful background music, give this trailer a whirl. Bear in mind the unpleasantness will also be in 3D. Yay.
I think TV’s A Game Of Thrones has the corner on sex + violence + fantasy; I wonder how Conan will fair in comparison.
We get this one on the 18th of August, while America has to wait an entire day till the 19th; the UK comes in distant third with a 26th August release.
Grown-up 30 MINUTES OR LESS trailer is also pretty funny
Jun 18Once you get past Danny McBride‘s belaboured delivery, there are some pretty chuckle-worthy moments in this here trailer. I like the concept, too, and I don’t hate Jesse Eisenberg, so maybe this is one to look forward to.
Comes out 12 August in the US, 7 October in the UK. Aussie release date is anyone’s guess.
ATTACK THE BLOCK grown-up trailer is hilarious, brilliant
Jun 17Festival pet-fave Attack The Block isn’t getting a proper release here (that we know of, yet), but it’s worth posting this trailer because it’s so damn funny. Here’s hoping we get a chance to catch it in the multiplex.
Opens sporadically in the States on 15 July, properly in August. There was talk of subtitles because of the characters’ heavy accents, but I don’t think Americans are that daft. They didn’t need subtitles for Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings, did they?
Oh, the trailer is ‘red-band,’ so you have to enter a date to watch it.
Another MUPPETS teaser; this one’s a superhero parody
Jun 17I’m with Jason Segel‘s character on this one: just show a real trailer. This one isn’t even funny, except for the bit at the end with the Swedish Chef.
Due on New Year’s Day 2012, but those pesky Americans get it in time for that weird turkey festival of theirs. Lucky them.
HARRY POTTER 8, the final trailer: ouch, my Hogwarts
Jun 17To be known retrospectively as ‘the one where everyone dies.’ This trailer shows off a few bits that weren’t in the book, and spoils a few final-act moments that Muggles probably won’t recognise anyway.
Queue up to see Hogwarts enthusiastically dismantled on 13 July (later if you live overseas).
Optimus Prime insists you experience TRANSFORMERS 3 in IMAX 3D
Jun 16This new poster to promote Transformers: Dark of the Moon on IMAX 3D screens is amazingly dull for something so detailed. It looks like yet another Transformers poster, doesn’t it? I bet if the title were taken away, it’d be hard to tell exactly which movie this belonged to. As expected.
Michael Bay hopes you’ll join the mass of 10-14 year old boys and see Transformers 3 when it arrives 30 June, 2011.


















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