FINAL DESTINATION 5 trailer, in which the destination remains unreached

FINAL DESTINATION 5 trailer, in which the destination remains unreached

May 10

Remember how the fourth Final Destination film was called The Final Destination, not listing itself as a sequel and indicting that it was indeed the last film for the franchise? Seems nobody thought it would actually turn a profit because, when it did, a fifth film was quickly green-lit. So now you can enjoy the frantic trailer which feels like all the others before it as a cast of characters get ready to go through the same bullshit for a fifth time. In 3D (yawn).

Also remember when this was almost going to be called Anal Destination? No, really…

 

Michael Bay talks about shooting TRANSFORMERS 3

Michael Bay talks about shooting TRANSFORMERS 3

Apr 16

Digital, no matter what people tell you, it’s bullshit. They say, “Oh, it looks just like film.” It doesn’t look like film and never will.”

Slashfilm have a neat Q&A with Michael Bay about Transformers 3. This is just one small quote among a series of fascinating insights — not just about Transformers, but about the state of Hollywood circa 2011. Recommended reading, but it’s long enough that you can get away with skimming parts.

THREE MUSKETEERS teaser makes GI Joe look classy, restrained

THREE MUSKETEERS teaser makes GI Joe look classy, restrained

Mar 26

Paul W S Anderson just can’t resist shiny things that go boom, protracted fight sequences, or slow motion shots of Milla Jovovich sliding under things.  Alexandre Dumas is spinning in his grave, probably in ramping slow-mo.

THE HOBBIT starts shooting; there’s even some set photos and everything

THE HOBBIT starts shooting; there’s even some set photos and everything

Mar 21

I’m still waiting a for a truly great movie to come out in 3D. Maybe The Hobbit will be the one. Peter Jackson and co. have officially started production on the Lord of the Rings prequels, and they’ve tossed us plebs some set photos to get us excited. The first Hobbit flick comes out December 2012. Go here for a tedious cast list and press release.

CONAN THE BARBARIAN 3D teaser is just a bunch of hot air

CONAN THE BARBARIAN 3D teaser is just a bunch of hot air

Mar 12

Get it?  Cos it’s all, like, smokey and stuff?  This teaser really doesn’t tease anything, unless you get excited by smoke, that gravel-throated Trailer Voiceover Guy, or mediocre one-liners.

Conan‘s due August 2011.

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