Optimus Prime insists you experience TRANSFORMERS 3 in IMAX 3D
Jun 16This new poster to promote Transformers: Dark of the Moon on IMAX 3D screens is amazingly dull for something so detailed. It looks like yet another Transformers poster, doesn’t it? I bet if the title were taken away, it’d be hard to tell exactly which movie this belonged to. As expected.
Michael Bay hopes you’ll join the mass of 10-14 year old boys and see Transformers 3 when it arrives 30 June, 2011.
7 things I learned from the TRANSFORMERS 3 feature trailer
Apr 29Online movie buffs are divided over the new trailer for Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon, released today. Here’s what I gathered from the footage:
- The blurry mesh of metal will still be confusing and you won’t actually know what’s going on in any battle, nor who won, until they get a victorious close-up. In 3D.
- Transformers franchise officially joins the alien invasion/disaster movie ranks. For real, this time. In real 3D.
- I miss Megan Fox already.
- Monologuing. Lots and lots of monologuing. Optimus Prime is cool and all (at least, he was, in the 80s) but his meaningful words of wisdom are usually dull and are a brick-to-the-face for the audience members who can’t connect the damn dots.
- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (the Megan Fox replacement) just stands around looking pretty and scared– but there’s a secret sub-plot in which she has contracted a virus that prevents her from ever closing her mouth completely shut. Maybe that’s how she got the part? I jest… but, seriously though.
- That image I had a sook about yesterday turns out to be a major part of the film. Our world will be almost destroyed by huge alien turd-bugs. In 3D.
- Despite Rise Of The Fallen being utter shit, this trailer is kinda epic and all the right people are getting excited, so Transformers 3 should still make a truckload of cash at the box office. The 3D had better be kick ass.
TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON has a floating alien turd-bug… thing. I guess it’s a robot, but WTF!?
Apr 28
These Bayformers grit my shit. I yearn for the old-school days when Optimus Prime lead the Autobots to battle every afternoon in 80s cartoon form, not turd-alien-bug looking things… in slow motion. Ridiculous looking robots to match the still-ridiculous title.
This image from Transformers: Dark Of The Moon (LOL) was officially released for mocking today. The entire movie will be available for mocking from 1 July 2011.
Michael Bay talks about shooting TRANSFORMERS 3
Apr 16Digital, no matter what people tell you, it’s bullshit. They say, “Oh, it looks just like film.” It doesn’t look like film and never will.”
Slashfilm have a neat Q&A with Michael Bay about Transformers 3. This is just one small quote among a series of fascinating insights — not just about Transformers, but about the state of Hollywood circa 2011. Recommended reading, but it’s long enough that you can get away with skimming parts.
Feel the slow motion, hear the explosions in these new TRANSFORMERS 3 pictures
Mar 31I refuse to call it “The Dark of the Moon”, that title is still fucking stupid. Regardless, Michael Bay’s first 3D movie is the third film in his lucrative-yet-disappointing Transformers franchise, starring Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Tyrese Gibson.
These new images arrived online today, packed with bang, pow and sexy. July 1st is when you can treat yourself to this confusing-robots0-fighting-laden action adventure.
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