Slow-paced and miscast, and it loses steam in act three, but when it works (every scene with Waltz or the elephant), it’s great.

Inept accents kill the humour, a halfarsedness that sadly extends to the rest of this tedious, joyless power fantasy.

A ho-hum epic with a strong cast, middling story, overbearing VFX and pointless 3D. Designed primarily to beget offspring.

Leans on pop culture like a crutch, but delivers more solid laughs than you can shake your space-man balls at.

Not even the occasional guilty laugh or gratuitous bikini shot can redeem this comedy of its inept script, blatant improv (which defeats the purpose) and insulting acting.